Summer can be boring. Boredom levels can dramatically increase if you're in the middle of a post vacation blues and forced to live in the post apocalyptic scenario of your small hometown. But movies can help. I've watched something like 7 movies in one day and a half not feeling guilty for a second. Alright, I was supposed to study, but is studying really an option when you can watch a catastrophic yet superfunny movie? No. That's what I thought when I decided to give This Is The End a go.
This hilarious movie directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg involves a bunch of Hollywood actors playing exaggerated versions of themselves. While attending a party at James Franco's new supercool place, they have to face the apocalypse and try to survive. I watched it with my bestie and some guy friends who, although brave for dealing with hot weather while staying in town, are nothing like Rogen's gang, especially not like James Franco. Sorry, guys.
This Is The End seemed to be the best possible way to make my night better for two reasons: my love for a certain kind of wicked humor and for Emma Watson, who's among the partygoers at Franco's. I've never recovered from my Hermione phase, actually. Speaking of celebrity infatuation, I have a massive crush on Jay Baruchel which I'm still trying to cope with and it's all thanks to this movie (and a tiny bit because of How To Train Your Dragon, okay).
Apart from the many, many celebrities you can spot here - from Mindy Kaling to a really unexpected Michael Cera - you shouldn't forget what this is all about. Apocalypse means demons, possessions and huge chasms in the ground. Not cool at all, isn't it? Just don't worry. This Is The End provides some really good tips everyone facing a supernatural catastrophe should bear in mind.
1. Have Fun
It can be the zombie invasion or Judgement Day. Whatever it is, there's a 99% chance you can do very little about it, so why don't you try to have fun in the meantime? Ok, I know not all of us are Hollywood stars and live in the same cool, crazy house as James Franco in the movie. However, I'm pretty sure we can find our own ways to crack up once we have dealt with the "we're all gonna die" thing.
2. Try Not to Spend Your Last Days on Earth with Someone You Wouldn't Invite to a Party ...
 |
| Well, I would. |
2. Try Not to Spend Your Last Days on Earth with Someone You Wouldn't Invite to a Party ...
... but if you do, be sure not to kick him or her out of the house unless you want your face to be eaten at any time later. And always check the bathtub.
3. Never Mess with a Girl Carrying an Axe
Emma Watson proves to be a badass and manages to survive, no magic involved this time. She shows up at Franco's to get some rest, but a misunderstanding with the guys upsets her so much she ends up threatening them with her axe. Come on, who wouldn't act like her in the same situation? She could've asked for an explanation, maybe. I was a bit surprised myself she didn't go for a "Errr, I'm afraid I might have overheard your conversation, could you possibly tell me what's happening here, please?", but this is the freaking apocalypse, mate. There's no time to be polite.
4. Hide Away Your Milky Way
Setting up a ration system for food and water supplies is a very democratic solution, but you might want to be a litte selfish and treat yourself. Let other people have the beef jerky and don't let them know there's one Milky Way left. Everyone's got their favorite treat for rainy days (mine are cinnamon rolls, in case you were wondering) and, seriously, is there a better time to yield to a delicious temptation than during a global catastrophe? This could be your last Milky Way EVER, just think about it.
Setting up a ration system for food and water supplies is a very democratic solution, but you might want to be a litte selfish and treat yourself. Let other people have the beef jerky and don't let them know there's one Milky Way left. Everyone's got their favorite treat for rainy days (mine are cinnamon rolls, in case you were wondering) and, seriously, is there a better time to yield to a delicious temptation than during a global catastrophe? This could be your last Milky Way EVER, just think about it.
5. Be Honest with Your Friends
Remember to be honest with your besties and don't keep secrets that may ruin your friendship (hiding your Milky Way is one little exception and is totally fine). In particular, if anyone knows one of your secrets in times of trouble, you can bet he or she will spill it as soon as possible to get rid of some survivalist pressure. And it could be really awkward. Telling the truth is something you should do all the time, but it's even more important in case of apocalypse. Your sins will find you one way or another, huh? I guess the end of the world isn't really a good time to prove this saying wrong.
No comments:
Post a Comment